- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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