- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Stephen Hawking

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

there was once a jew

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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