Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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