- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

a black guy hates chicken.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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