How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A Serbian Film

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

LO AND BEHOLD!

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

drew edminstin is a rat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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