- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

I once did something.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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