Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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