- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]