- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Once, I went to Peru.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Women's rights.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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