- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Knock, Knock Come in

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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