What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Jews

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

butt sex

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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