gingers

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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