What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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I don't get it

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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