drew edminstin is a rat

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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