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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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