- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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