What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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