A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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A black person dies.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Manchester City

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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no really what are ur names?

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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