- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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