Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Hi.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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