- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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