- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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