whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

anti jokes are really funny

Connor is homosexuaI

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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