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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.