- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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