- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

smell the vitamin C

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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