- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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