- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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