What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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