why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Once upon a time, The end.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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