- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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