- Anti Joke

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.