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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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