why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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