Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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