- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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