Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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