- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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