A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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