- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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