- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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