- Anti Joke

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Nickelback

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Robin, get in the car, please.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

I'm HIV positive.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf