- Anti Joke

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.