How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why are white people white? I don't know

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

being sober in a bar fight

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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