Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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