- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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