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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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