- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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