- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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