- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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