- Anti Joke

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Caramel Boing.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Donald Trump.