What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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