- Anti Joke

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave