- Anti Joke

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.