- Anti Joke

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.