- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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