- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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