- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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