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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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