- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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