- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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