- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A gay man watches football.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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