If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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being sober in a bar fight

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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