- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why is this joke funny It isn't

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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