A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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He--Hey guys

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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