What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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