An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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