- Anti Joke

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Beka has AIDS

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...