- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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