- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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