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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

No soap radio

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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