What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Emily Walker.

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