- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

No soap radio

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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