Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Sex education in Texas,

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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