- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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