- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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