- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Chris is hairy

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

10inch nice

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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