- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock knock.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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