- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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