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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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