What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red, yup.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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