- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A fat guy!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Your sex life.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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