Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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people magazine

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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