Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Fine, ladies first.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

So these two girls have a cup .

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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