- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

you give like i give lomain

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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