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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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