- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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