Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Dumbledore dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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