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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What is older than history?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

you give like i give lomain

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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