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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

You were born.

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