What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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I am very humble.

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Cliterus

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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