- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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