knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Your Mom The End.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do I hate? people

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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