- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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