What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Cliterus

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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I am very humble.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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