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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

okay so theres this guy.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

hi dave

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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