What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your Mom The End.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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