- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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