- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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