- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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