- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, yup.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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