i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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