- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

they're dead. idiot.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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