- Anti Joke

I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

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