- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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