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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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