- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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