- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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