Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

woman's lacrosse

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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