A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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