- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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