Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

i'm hard

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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