what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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