Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock knock.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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