Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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