Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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