Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

AIDS

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Anti Joke

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