What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...