why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Cliterus

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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I am very humble.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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