- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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