Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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David Cameron

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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