- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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