Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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