Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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