- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Your girlfriend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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