A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Your sex life.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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