- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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