What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

FUCK THE JEWS

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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