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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Your sex life.

girls basketball

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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