- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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