What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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