Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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