"Knock knock" Come in!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why so serious ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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