Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Niall Horan

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

diarrhea.

A shark ate your mom

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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