What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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