What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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