Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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I'm rick james bitch

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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