A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Homo say what?

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What's half of 8? o

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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