what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

"Knock knock" Come in!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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