Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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