- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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