Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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