- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Your so gay, that you like men!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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