You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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knock knock... ...no answer

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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