- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Robin, get in the car!

Heskey time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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